The bathroom will be a very nice room once we get the strangely compelling ugliness of the wallpaper out of there.
Should you ever be foolish enough to stay the night in our house, we will provide you with fresh towels the next morning.
Peck the Terrycloth Duck is the guardian deity of the bathroom. He watches you while you poop. And he watches the cats while they poop.
We provide the finest reading material - shown here, The Lord of the Rings series in one hardcover volume.
What's been done: replaced the toilet.